a_white_rain: (gohan)
posted by [personal profile] a_white_rain at 11:16am on 15/05/2009 under
How Fan Fiction Saved the World
By: Yami White Rain
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z
Pairing: none
Words: 492
Summary: Do you think that you’re wasting your time reading and writing fan fiction? Fear not, this story will prove you wrong as you follow Freeza into the depths of fan fiction!



Freeza was in Hell (or HFIL) and had very bored. Plotting revenge against Goku was getting tiring. Plus, it was a waste of time because he couldn't get out of Hell.

Then something wonderful happened.

Because an angry Freeza was hard to control, King Kai had sent him a laptop computer with Internet connection. Freeza had been planning to use this resource to come back to life, become immortal, and find a fitting torture for Goku when he discovered something.

Fan fiction.

It was wonderful.

He remembered the first one he had read. Vegeta and that whinny human, Bulma, got into a fight because she kissed her old flame, Yamcha, under the mistletoe. They got angry and then made up. He read a few more of these and then he discovered the gold of fan fiction.

Yaoi!

He loved to read Goku and Vegeta sex scenes. He loved to read about future Trunks' horrible past and how by some twist of fate he went into the 'normal' timeline and ended up in Gohan's arms.

Soon though, just reading it didn't satisfy him. He hated the endless Mary Sue's, the bad grammar and spelling, and the horrible script format. Each day it was harder to find good fan fiction.

So he started to write his own and post it on fanfiction.net under the pen name Ice.

He soon became somewhat of a celebrity in the fan fiction world. Almost everyone loved his Vegeta/Goku stories. (Except those dumb flamers who told him that Yaoi was evil.)

He would often torture Goku until he was on he brink of suicide until Vegeta unwillingly helped him. After fifteen stories like that he got bored of the same plot lines.

Taking a break from fan fiction he stumbled across three new things: Gundam Wing, Yu Yu Hakusho and Yu-Gi-Oh! He downloaded all the episodes he could via Kaaza.

He loved it.

So much Yaoi goodness!

How he loved to pair up Seto Kaiba with Yami Yugi or Duo with Heero with a touch of Relena bashing and the pretty Kurama with the dominating Hiei. (He just couldn't get into KuramaxHiei. He wanted the fire demon on top, damn it!) He became even more famous and he got hundreds of reviews even on his one shots.

He was in bliss.

That was until Cell came along.

Turns out that Gohan had beaten him and wanted revenge. He got all of Goku's old enemies together and talked about breaking out and taking over the world.

Freeza was so over that.

So he brought up Fan Fiction.

They all loved it!

They all bugged him to update his fan fictions.

But then he had to share his laptop.

A year later everyone in Hell got a computer. It kept the evil dudes busy and there were no worries about them trying to revolt and try and take over the world.

That, my dear, is how fan fiction saved the world.

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