a_white_rain: (narusasusaku)
Title: That Thing
Fandoms: Naruto and Yuugiou.
Characters: Seto, Ryuuji, Leon, Mokuba, Siegfried, Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura.
Prompt: 023. Lovers
Rating: PG
Notes: Killing two birds with one stone, for fickle_goddess and crossovers100. On a completely unrelated note, the slashy subtext between Joey and Jess from Full House is mind blowing. The prompt: Ryuuji x Seto, where Sasuke has been turned into a toaster thanks to Toaster no Juutsu, and Sakura gave Sasuke-Toaster to Siegfried (they're related because of the pink hair) as a birthday gift and Naruto wants to get it back.



“Sakura, welcome.”

“Hello, Siegfried-san,” Sakura said.

“Come in, come in,” Siegfried said, opening the door completely.

“Thank-you,” Sakura said and handed Siegfried a box wrapped in pink and gold. “I got this for Leon.”

Siegfried ushered a maid to take the gift. “I’m glad you could make it to Leon’s birthday.”

Sakura smiled. “I wouldn’t miss it.”

Siegfried waved his hand vaguely behind him. “Go down the hall to the third door on your left, that’s where the party is.”

“Okay.” Sakura said.

-

“Seto, at least try and have some fun.” Ryuuji said.

“No.” Seto said.

Ryuuji rolled his eyes. “Why did you come?”

“Did you conveniently forget that you conned me into coming?” Seto asked, cocking his eyebrow and folding his arms.

Ryuuji did his best to look innocent. “I did no such thing.”

“You are a terrible liar.”

“Now, you know that’s a lie,” Ryuuji said.

“You’ve yet to prove me wrong.” Seto said.

Ryuuji rolled his eyes and began to walk away, intending to return to the room where the party was being held, but Seto grabbed his wrist and pulled Ryuuji into a kiss. Ryuuji decided that the party could wait a few minutes.

Seto wrapped his arms around Ryuuji’s waist and pushed their hips together.

Ryuuji found himself hard pressed to find a reason to return to the party. Especially when Seto did that thing with his tongue.

-

“Sakura!” Naruto called. “Where are you?”

There was no answer.

Naruto narrowed his eyes. He had a feeling he was forgetting something. He walked into the kitchen and leaned against the counter, thinking.

Frowning he pushed his elbow further onto the counter…

And knocked a pink box into the ground.

Sakura’s cousins’ birthday!

“But she forgot his gift. That’s not like her… Unless…”

Naruto’s eyes widened as he ran out of the kitchen, down the hall and into their bedroom. There was nothing on the nightstand.

“Oh, shit.”

-

“Happy birthday, Leon-san.” Sakura said.

“Thanks.” Leon said, giving her a hug. “I haven’t seen you in awhile. How have you been?”

“I – ”

“Sakura-chan! Sakura-chan!” Naruto cried, running into the room. “The gift – where is it!”

“GET THAT KID!” Siegfried snapped and two bodyguards ran after Naruto.

“Siegfried-san, it’s okay, it’s just Naruto.” Sakura said.

Siegfried suddenly grinned. “Oh, that Naruto.” He waved off the bodyguards, chortling and walked out of the room. The bodyguards shrugged at one another and walked out of the room. Sakura got the feeling they were used to her eccentric cousin.

Leon shot her an apologetic grin and a boy with long black hair dragged him away, asking him about someone called ‘Seto’.

“Naruto, what’s wrong?” Sakura suddenly frowned when she noticed that Naruto was holding the gift that she bought Leon. “Why in the world would you steal Leon’s gift!”

Naruto shook her head. “I didn’t. This is Leon’s gift, you took Sasuke.”

“Why would Sasuke-kun be a box?”

“Toaster no Juutsu,” Naruto said and added at Sakura’s confused look, “it’s a long story.”

Sakura sighed. “I’m not sure I want to know. Come with me. Hopefully we can exchange the boxes without any trouble.”

-

Sasuke was never going to play the Random no Juutsu game with Naruto ever again. In truth, he shouldn’t have played a game that Naruto said he had invented in the first place.

Because only a game Naruto invented would end with Sasuke being sandwiched between two lovers engaged in a passionate kiss.

“For the last time, Ryuuji,” the taller one snapped, pushing Sasuke aside. “I will not indulge in your sick fantasies.”

“Even my considerable skills don’t include turning boys into boxes.” Ryuuji said. He eyed Sasuke, “Although I’m not complaining.”

Sasuke scowled at Ryuuji before storming off. He would find and kill Naruto. But he first had to figure out where he was.

“Sasuke-kun! There you are.”

Sasuke turned around. Sakura and Naruto were running up to meet him.

“How did you break free?” Naruto asked.

Sasuke smirked. “I’m not going to tell you.”

Before Naruto could retort, Sakura suddenly grinned. “A few minutes ago I accidentally spotted two boys kissing. One did this thing with his tongue I want to try.”

Naruto grinned, “I ran past an empty closet when those bodyguards were chasing me.”

Sasuke decided he’d kill Naruto later.

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