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Title: Pure Evil
Fandom: Naruto
Characters: Sasuke (with Sakura, Naruto, and Kakashi.)
Paring: Sasuke x Naruto, sort of.
Prompt: 77 – What?
Word Count: 554
Rating: G
Author's Notes: blame fanfiction.net
Summary: featuring weepy uke!Naruto, bastard seme!Sauke, and evil harpy!Sakura. In other words, I’ve been reading GAFF too much.
Large tears fell down Naruto’s big blue eyes. He sniffed and hugged himself, shivering slightly.
“Naruto?” Sakura said, walking over to Naruto and touching his shoulder gently. “What’s wrong?”
Naruto’s lips trembled. “Sasuke doesn’t love me! He just used me for sex! Woe is me!”
“Naruto?” Sakura said, pressing her hand against Naruto’s forehead. “Are you okay?”
“Of course I’m not! I’m just a slut to my one true love!” Naruto said, throwing his arms around Sakura with such force that he knocked her on her back.
Sakura looked at Naruto, who was sobbing uncontrollably, wordlessly. She was quite sure that Naruto had gone insane.
“What should I do?” Naruto said after a moment and then added softly. “I don’t have any emo music to listen to while I slit my writs.”
“Naruto, please tell me this is some sort of joke!” Sakura said.
“What a baby.” A cool, familiar voice said.
“Sasuke-kun!” Sakura said. “Do you know what’s wrong with Naruto?”
Sakura heard Sasuke walk over to them. He kicked Naruto off of Sakura, causing Naruto to begin sobbing in his earnest once again. “I’m sorry I ever fucked you.”
“Sasuke-kun! What’s gotten into you?” Sakura said, standing up. She darted between looking at the sobbing Naruto curled into a fetal position and Sasuke who was cackling evilly.
“Why?” Naruto screamed. “Why did I fall in love with suck a bastard?”
“Love doesn’t exist.” Sasuke said. “And the sooner you learn that, the better.”
“I hate you, Naruto, for taking away my one true love, Sasuke, from me! DIE!” A familiar voice shrieked.
Sakura abruptly turned around. Naruto was running away from a girl who looked just like Sakura. The other Sakura was holding a knife and screaming ‘die, Naruto, die!’ over and over again.
Sakura stood where, frozen, unsure what to do. Seconds later, the other Naruto crashed into her, and the other Sakura rose the knife over Naruto.
Suddenly, Sasuke ran over to the Other Sakura, grabbed the knife and killed the Other Sakura. He pulled the other Naruto into a hug and said, “I’m sorry I doubted our love! Can you forgive me?”
“Sasuke, did someone hit your on the head or something?” The other Naruto asked and shot Sakura a confused look.
Before Sakura could say a word, Sasuke fell to the ground. Sasuke fell into another Sasuke’s arms, unconscious. The other Sasuke threw Sasuke aside and walked over to Sakura, grabbed her hand, and pulled her up.
“Do you know what’s going on?” Naruto asked, staring at his double, which was crying harder then ever.
“No,” Sasuke said.
“We must kill them before they spread.”
Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto turned around. Kakashi-Sensei walked past them and over to the unconscious Sasuke and knelt down beside him. He continued, “They are pure evil. As they infect the world, they cause mass chaos, panic and death.”
“What are they?” Sakura asked.
“They do not have names. They usually come from the mind of pubescent females who desire to see their two favorite boys kiss or have sex.” Kakashi-Sensei said.
“You have got to be kidding me,” Naruto said.
“I only wish I were,” Kakashi-Sensei said, standing up. “Sasuke, Naruto, you must kill your doubles before they spread.”
Fandom: Naruto
Characters: Sasuke (with Sakura, Naruto, and Kakashi.)
Paring: Sasuke x Naruto, sort of.
Prompt: 77 – What?
Word Count: 554
Rating: G
Author's Notes: blame fanfiction.net
Summary: featuring weepy uke!Naruto, bastard seme!Sauke, and evil harpy!Sakura. In other words, I’ve been reading GAFF too much.
Large tears fell down Naruto’s big blue eyes. He sniffed and hugged himself, shivering slightly.
“Naruto?” Sakura said, walking over to Naruto and touching his shoulder gently. “What’s wrong?”
Naruto’s lips trembled. “Sasuke doesn’t love me! He just used me for sex! Woe is me!”
“Naruto?” Sakura said, pressing her hand against Naruto’s forehead. “Are you okay?”
“Of course I’m not! I’m just a slut to my one true love!” Naruto said, throwing his arms around Sakura with such force that he knocked her on her back.
Sakura looked at Naruto, who was sobbing uncontrollably, wordlessly. She was quite sure that Naruto had gone insane.
“What should I do?” Naruto said after a moment and then added softly. “I don’t have any emo music to listen to while I slit my writs.”
“Naruto, please tell me this is some sort of joke!” Sakura said.
“What a baby.” A cool, familiar voice said.
“Sasuke-kun!” Sakura said. “Do you know what’s wrong with Naruto?”
Sakura heard Sasuke walk over to them. He kicked Naruto off of Sakura, causing Naruto to begin sobbing in his earnest once again. “I’m sorry I ever fucked you.”
“Sasuke-kun! What’s gotten into you?” Sakura said, standing up. She darted between looking at the sobbing Naruto curled into a fetal position and Sasuke who was cackling evilly.
“Why?” Naruto screamed. “Why did I fall in love with suck a bastard?”
“Love doesn’t exist.” Sasuke said. “And the sooner you learn that, the better.”
“I hate you, Naruto, for taking away my one true love, Sasuke, from me! DIE!” A familiar voice shrieked.
Sakura abruptly turned around. Naruto was running away from a girl who looked just like Sakura. The other Sakura was holding a knife and screaming ‘die, Naruto, die!’ over and over again.
Sakura stood where, frozen, unsure what to do. Seconds later, the other Naruto crashed into her, and the other Sakura rose the knife over Naruto.
Suddenly, Sasuke ran over to the Other Sakura, grabbed the knife and killed the Other Sakura. He pulled the other Naruto into a hug and said, “I’m sorry I doubted our love! Can you forgive me?”
“Sasuke, did someone hit your on the head or something?” The other Naruto asked and shot Sakura a confused look.
Before Sakura could say a word, Sasuke fell to the ground. Sasuke fell into another Sasuke’s arms, unconscious. The other Sasuke threw Sasuke aside and walked over to Sakura, grabbed her hand, and pulled her up.
“Do you know what’s going on?” Naruto asked, staring at his double, which was crying harder then ever.
“No,” Sasuke said.
“We must kill them before they spread.”
Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto turned around. Kakashi-Sensei walked past them and over to the unconscious Sasuke and knelt down beside him. He continued, “They are pure evil. As they infect the world, they cause mass chaos, panic and death.”
“What are they?” Sakura asked.
“They do not have names. They usually come from the mind of pubescent females who desire to see their two favorite boys kiss or have sex.” Kakashi-Sensei said.
“You have got to be kidding me,” Naruto said.
“I only wish I were,” Kakashi-Sensei said, standing up. “Sasuke, Naruto, you must kill your doubles before they spread.”